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"Wear Black To The Party" (KISS meets 50 Shades Of Grey)

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Me on lead vocal.

The song was written by a couple of people with loose connections to KISS, for potential inclusion on their "Monster" album, which came out late in 2012. KISS didn't use it, so me and some of my friends recorded it for the folk who wrote the song, a sort of consolation prize.

I guess KISS might have recorded it if they'd know what a success "50 Shades Of Grey" was going to be.

George

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Wear Black to the Party

V1

Baby, wear your darkest thong

I’ll wear my leather gloves

Add your bit of midnight lace

We’ll set the stage for love

Vinyl skirt of shiny black

To flaunt your derriere

My gladiator vest unzipped

You’ll try hard not to stare

Chorus 1

Wear black to the party

We’ll pretend we’re in L.A.

Wear black to the party

Got no key to heaven

Gonna get there anyway

V2

My skin-tight leather pants

Have got you hummin’ like a bee

And your shiny studded choker’s

Bringin’ out the stud in me

You’ve got Black Onyx polish

On every fingernail

I’ll darken underneath my eyes

To make my skin look pale

Chorus 2

Wear black to the party

We’ll pretend we’re in L.A.

Wear black to the party

Don’t need no gold lamé

Five-inch heels and fishnets

Lead this willing guy astray

Bridge

Passion’s in fashion

Yeah, never outta date

Dirty talkin’s got me rockin’

Gonna make the earth quake

Chorus 3

Wear black to the party

We’ll pretend we’re in L.A.

Wear black to the party

Got no key to heaven

Gonna get there anyway

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Way too cool. Definitely has that KISS sound. Especially with that Eric Carr bass drum and fills going on. The only difference being that you sing better than Gene or Paul. Yes, I did say that out loud.

Now, I will sit back and wait for someone who worships one of those guys to fillet me, alive.

tick, tock, tick, tock ....

fingertap, fingertap ....

anyone ....

(cricket chirp, cricket chirp.)

Well, done, George.

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:o Better than GENE or PAUL Let the Filleting begin! :lol::P

:) George, perhaps the reason why there are few comments is because you are just that good.

Keep them coming. I always enjoy listening to you.

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Yeah, it's kind of like Jugulator's gigantor thread.

Not always a lot of comments. And some people only want to comment if they need to point out what you need fixed.

So, George, it looks like you are stuck with a couple of middle-aged hicks from the sticks. The point in our lives where we aren't afraid of anything, including whether we look "cool," or not.

That's it, I'm getting some madras shorts, a hawaiian print shirt, black socks, and open sandals. Might as we get the look, right?

:D

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