Silly Little Man!

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  1. ow sorry, I miss judged you due to your image in your photo LOL Do you think they will sell in a pub?
  2. I think the jean of music will be the same in any native English speaking country What do you think of this for a set list?
  3. Im not sure what you are asking, if you dont feel any strain then dont worry about it
  4. I do remember you uploading a song thet you did before and after training and there was a noticable difference in the pitch
  5. No I don't have anything hear for review, but another person was happy to talk to me online especially about open mic nights and he goes on them any night he is not gigging. But as soon as I sent him an email asking some stuff and sharing some info I had about how I made my show case youtube video he no longer answers my emails. Soon as they hear you perform that is when they snub at you. I have no friends in music because they all snubbed at me which makes it impossible to find my feet in this job and where to sell myself
  6. I found myself an open mic on the out skirts of town that ran one every once a month on a Saturday night. No thanks to there snooty little gang though! Well when I got there, got talking to one of the big chiefs who performs there regularly, we had a nice friendly little chat really, he said when I get a job on I just hire a basset and a drummer we don't rehurs or anything. Then its my turn up on stage. Afterwards we soon left did not say buy buy to me or anything (how rude!) Anyway I turned up there next month, and there he was, and the faceall expression was that same as the other dickhead marc Gallagher. He walked passed me and he may as well stamped his feet and snooted his noise up in the air as he walked pass, coz that was his body language. So whats a working musicians with all these big jobs on that don't need to rehurs doing in an open mic on a Saturday night ay! Anyway the open mic host had me sit there for 2 hours and at the end of it he never bothered telling my we don't have time for you, I caused a fuss in the pub enough for the whole pub to see as I wish I had punched him in the mouth now
  7. Sorry late night beer rant last night! No I can't play an instrument well enough, but what would you end up doing busking on the streets or something, coz there the same crowd of snooty ass holes that turn up in the open mic bars late on after to congratulate them self for a free drink Hear is something I wrote on another forum not so long ago As soon as you perform they turn nasty on you. and I can tell you there was a lot of this going on and a lot of this too Not with the people that came out for a drink though, they thought it was a good show.. But considering there where more muppit musicians then paying public there (which is normal for an open mic night), consider it a bad job! and bad word goes around town very fast You see they run little gangs, well they would have to, to make an open mic night work. Say you host an open mic every Monday night, well you need people to turn up and play don't you, so you get your friends that host open mics on the remaining days of the week. i.e Tue Wen Thu. And by doing my act (as described above) I had stepped on the tows of one of the city's biggest music gangs. My appearance at further open mic nights was dulled down considerably, but they still remember the costume. I asked one of the big chiefs twice if he was related to the Gallagher brothers, you know same town/ city a lot of surnames get carried around, and being musicians them self's too. His answer was not a lot, don't know he said, did not want to talk about it, went very quiet Well I don't know make your own judgment up from it, is there some kind of bitter resentment going on from this that only muppit musicians portray (as I described in my previous post too). Or is he too much of a to associate him self with that side of the family Anyway, further more this character (who I linked a photo above). I asked him if he knew of any open mic nights on a Friday that he knew of, and he said don't know of any you see most musicians are working on a Friday night, and at this point I could not help myself by cracking up in laughter and falling on the floor Yep back to this again
  8. So why would they bother with a review my singing forum then? You call the musisions but I call them muppit musisions because they dont bother train study practice they have the natural ner ner (in there little hive mids) to pull it off with out training (and we are not just talking about singing hear MD). But when someone better comes along for the obvius reasons and out performs then, its noses up toys out of the pram and jellus little didums jobs, or if they can pull it off! you suck you are a sad little looser now pack it all in silly little man before you make a fool out of your self! Those ass holes are not the general public! those ass holes are 99.8% of musisions... let me explain.... My experance while looking at join a band is; I found that 99% of them where just complet time wasting tyre kicking bastards with nothing better to do with there sad little lives then spend the time on the internet critasizing and condeming the hard work of other in the message of you suck you are a sad little losser...ect, ect, But in that 1%. 49% of them who play music and get paid to do it are the sort of thoses you see playing the big man on open mic night (look at atar shit for barains ant he so naturaly tallenrted and giffted up his own ass) playing in the 200 quid a night prat bands that work from a concencered set list of about 50 songs, beacuse remember now folks there are only about 50 songs in the world now and these 200 quid a night prat bands know them all How is this we ask??? becuae bands form and split up in a particular aera and reform in the same area and drag along the same songs into the next band that they join. songs like road houes blues come together and rolling stones bolex. To be frank these are simple little songs, east to play and sing, no upbeat 120BPM+ get them out of the chains and on the dance floor up dancing, no great singing ranges or nothing. Just the audiance sat therere nodding there heads left to right as they play the songs. But when it comes to auditioning for them, its jam in the rehersal room coz they dont know what a proper audition is remember, they play there simple little (50) songs and you are supposed to know and sing them off by heart and if you cant (never mind you have never heared the songs before in your life!) then it means you suck you are a sad lttle.... ect ect, because in there mind thay are the only songs that exist! but whern you play one of your songs though the mic, the fat controler (drummer, or who ever ells is incharge) put his hand up in the most agresive arogent way and says nar sorry sun go home! the real reason hear is that songs like pearl jam jeremy and walk the moon shut up and dance are far to difiuclt for them to play on there little guitars given the fact that there commitmint is 1 hour max in the rehesal rooms a week. Mupits like this dont train studdy practice (1hr/wk max remember) and cant read a score (coz scores are for looser in clasical remember) becaue they think thy know it all and are so great wonderfull musisons that tallent was coming out of these ass holes at the age of ner ner. Well there are just rank amature muppits doing it for the beers or weed (hence 200 quid a night prat band!) and sadly they make up the 49 out of 50 bands that perform on saturday nights. Dont train studdy practive coz all that is for looses those that wont be able to keep up anyway. If you think what I am telling is BS MD then take a look at some of the muppits hear This person is the latest, time waster/ tyre kciker and turns out over the phone (3 days conversatyion) he is the bi8ggest time waster of the lot fking ass holes!
  9. Well tradisanol was crowned the title of "natural singer" on the jimmyshitforbrains. However with all good intensions his tips on how to improved compered to his little 10 second singing clips where the usuall load of rubbish that could not help anyone (as you probably quite well know by now). But it dose not matter because the forums full of muppits that ant going to bother training anyway!
  10. One of the moderators called "stean audio" has said repetably that no emouth of training can ever improve someones acracy of pitch, now he was ever so keen to point this out when he knew I had lessons from Dave one of the moderators on the harmony centeral forum. Would that be fair to say it was a persanol attack upon myself and not just people who take lessons in general?
  11. Tradisanal was A big sound member of the jimmyshitforbrains forum so much that his singing was deamed to be a star! infact he was the only member of the jimmyshitforbrains that bothered to post clips of there singing as all the other muppits where wearing the emporers cloths (no BS MD! there where threads there in the review my singing that where 6 pages long asking what do I sound like; but there was no audio/ video link to there singing, it was simpaly talk talk talk talk talk, beacuse the emporer is wearing no clothes remeber). But even tradisanal with his cristain values relised they where a complete bunch of bully boy bastars and up sticks! (jelus little didums style, like laddy remember!) I Cant provide you the link as my IP addess is banned there at the moment but I told you before, but I will tell you again there is a section there for review my singing. and I told you before MD, I was told to quit becaue as I told you before I am a sad little looser making a fool out of my self, and these are not just words comming from the mods, stean audio and jimmy69 but there trusted members too!!! Well lets not beat about the bush MD, its can I sing higer notes then you ner ner and if so send the bully boy jelus little didums job in! Further more MD. I have never never once indicated (unless you wish to prove me wrong by provinding me with a set of the emporers new clothes that can be seen and touched by a reptilian shape shiftiing being) that training is bull shit! Infact MD I have indicated its importance in this thread. Would you like me to prove it to you (with a photo of my buitifully eligent garmeted dressless dress) that all mupit misisions are so far up there own asses they can not see that they havint hit the bog time yet